So... That explains the subject of the email I was sent... "Lexiphiles". Are you ready for these?
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The batteries were given out free of charge.
* A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
* A will is a dead giveaway.
* If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
* Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
* A boiled egg is hard to beat.
* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
* Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
* In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
* Acupuncture: A jab well done.
I'm sorry, I had to do it! You're welcome!
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