Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
My friend sent these to me yesterday, and they were too funny not to share... B's favorite newspaper headline of all times is about a teacher who'd been caught with pot and what actions were being taken against him. The headline read, "Pot; Teacher Agrees to Deal".
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Man! That guy is GOOD!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Certainly something didn't go RIGHT!
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! I wonder if he gets paid extra for that...
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
Hmmm... I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Now THAT is profound!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? I don't think I'll be driving over THAT bridge any time soon!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
That's a bit extreme! Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right? Must be like the plane crash in the Polish cemetery where they recovered 150 bodies from the 2 passenger airplane.
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