In prison you spend most of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in an 6 x 6 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day, fully paid for.
At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison for good behavior you get time off.
At work for good behavior you get more work
In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In prison you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work they're called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read blogs!
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