Thursday, April 5, 2012

More Kidisms

Big A on the 'F Word'

We were driving home the other night and Big A asked me, "Mommy, what's the other F word?"

I'm thinking, "The 'other' F word? Yikes! What's the first F word? Surely he isn't talking about *THE* F word... Perhaps the F word he already knows is fart... How do I answer this?" So I ask him, "How do you know about the F word? What F word are you talking about?"

He responds, "The cousins said something like flat jack?"

OH! Flat jack! Of course! (What the hell is flat jack???)


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Little A on Storage Wars


Grandpa and Little A were watching Storage Wars on Sunday afternoon. Little A wasn't happy about it because she wanted to watch The Middle but since we watch that show ALL THE TIME, Grandpa won.

In trying to convince Little A that Storage Wars is a good show he said, "They find some good stuff in there, and afterwards we get to find out how much money they got for it."


Little A looked right at him and said, "No they don't! They find CRAP!"


Guess we know how she feels about THAT show!


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